We knock this one out of the park dunking on our favorite sports statistics. Then WXNA’s Drew Wilson comes on to talk the nerdy side of sports, measuring sports with lasers, and the power of community in sports. #cantruboffonghosts #fullminecraft #marilynmansonmyself #deuceyourselfsomedamage #jordanfistman #whitejesuscantjump #getthosegeese #woomebaseballdaddy

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon