We are dusting off the shoulder pads, cleats and of course, our balls, to get ready for our first sports episode of the new season. What are we talking about this time?

College football. The Browns. Note Dame. Cornfields. 40 year old football players. Roller derby. 7-footers who can shoot. A very particular disgusting LA Dodgers Pitcher. Guarding things.

It's all here folks! We like sports!