Military History Podcast

Sports - War minus the Shooting

12.26.2007 - By George HagemanPlay

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The title of this episode comes from the following George Orwell quote: “Serious

sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred,

jealousy, boastfulness, disregard for all rules and sadistic pleasure

in witnessing violence: in other words it is war minus the shooting."

This is meant to be a fun episode on the similarities between football, chess, and war. Please take each analogy with a grain of salt.

Football (two armies fighting to reach the opposing camp/end zone):

Kick-off Team: SkirmishersQuarterback: Tactical CommanderHead Coach: Strategic CommanderHalfback: Light Infantry ReservesFullback: Heavy Infantry ReservesTight End: Heavy CavalryLinemen (offensive and defensive): Heavy InfantryWide Receivers: Light CavalryCornerbacks: Light CavalryLinebackers: Light InfantrySafeties: Heavy CavalryKicker: Artillery

Chess (two armies fighting to defeat the opposing commander):

Pawns: Heavy InfantryRooks: ArtilleryKnights: Light CavalryBishops: Light InfantryQueen: Heavy CavalryKing: Tactical Commander

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