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Hello, listeners! Thanks for tuning in to another episode of my podcast.
To view this episode on video, please visit this link, https://youtu.be/5PHKuMyV9Pg
Find all my social and product links in one location here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
Today, we explored a variety of topics, including the dynamics of high-status women dating wealthy men, specifically Taylor Swift. I also reflected on my experience attending the Super Bowl, a moment that made me realize my limited enthusiasm for sports. Find all my socials and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites In the world of podcasting, I offered some advice for fellow content creators, emphasizing the value of going solo and not fixating on expensive equipment like the SM7B microphone. We delved into Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos and the unique complexities of co-parenting with individuals like Future. Additionally, I shared my less-than-stellar impressions of New York City and pondered how celebrity rumors used to circulate in the days before smartphones like Ciara's Penis and Marylin Manson giving himself pleasure with his face. I hope you found this episode engaging. Feel free to share it with your friends, and thanks for your continued support!
In this podcast, host Rodney Smith shares his views on a range of topics. He discusses the right of high-status women to date rich men, his experience attending a Super Bowl, and his disinterest in sports. He also shares his opinion on popular podcast equipment, specifically the SM7B microphone, and encourages podcasters to create solo content. Rodney also discusses his thoughts on Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos and the challenges of co-parenting with Future. He expresses his dislike for New York and questions how rumors about celebrities spread before smartphones. He ends by urging listeners to share his podcast.
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Greetings everybody, thank you for tuna and in a dangerous Mr Formation tuna in this week is we talk about pressing topics such as dating, high status women, the famous podcast Mike, that's $400 that' you probably don't need, and Russell Wilson being a G And much more fun for the entire family. Aye
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okay,
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hello, hello
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greetings, greetings, everybody, welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the number one source 4 Dangerous Misinformation, your one stop shop for all things hateful. I'm your host. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on all social medias, add Lord Petty in some underscores,
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okay,
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and I will put that link in the description where you can find other fun things like my book The Petty Principles, but you already know all that if you've been here before, if this is your first time, tuning in if your beloved friend told you hey, you should check out this podcast. Welcome I open you with welcome pasty Deutsche Arms and I shout out to your friend for being somebody ahead of the curve, being early to something finally in their life and putting you on that is a homie anyways. Please leave a rating, please subscribe. We're coming here every day with
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19:45 minutes of dangerous misinformation to tickle your little belly with it and yes, welcome, let's get into it. Couple days ago I was talking about the call her daddy chick, who was making controversy
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because
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she said that she only. Wants to be with a rich guy right? And so I commented on a video I don't remember watch episode this was, but I commented on a video stating that she has the right to want to date a rich guy because she's rich nobody goes. Oh men don't care about money, men don't yes, I'm a man. You don't need to explain to me what men want. I get it.
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I am super straight.
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I am the only person in this world that is straighter than Donald Trump.
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Okay,
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I've literally never not once in my entire life thought about jerking off another guy. I've talked about it at length multiple times. What I would do that I would grab this shaft and I would stroke it, but I've never actually thought about doing it, cause anytime I've ever talked about it, it has been a joke for comedic effects. Okay, so you don't need to explain to me a super straight male what men like
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I get it
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are we clipping? Check check one 2, one 2 sounded like we were clipping Mike check one 2 one 2 okay anyways. Um, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, jerk enough,
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so
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I said that she has every right to protect her. Her little hermit kingdom. Okay, and then everybody's like, oh you know, men don't care about that. I get that. I get that. Yes one 1,000%, but I was saying she has the right to protect what's hers. Because people are going to want to infiltrate if you have something people are going to want to a part of it, and if you build something you gotta be a little bit protective over what you got
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okay.
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And here's my example Taylor Swift with the most famous person on the planet, the female MJ MJ with a cooter, MJ with no ass and a big cooter. Okay, T Swift shout out all to Swifties.
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Uh,
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she started dating this football player who I guess is a really good football player. I don't know shit about it I don't give a fuck. I got better shit to do than watch people chase a ball around, but hey shout out to you if you enjoy that. I knew who Taylor Swift was before this guy. So God knows how many women are finding out about this dude.
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Okay
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and he is a good looking guy so his dating pool just by dating Taylor. So if do you know how many women are gonna wanna fuck this guy if him and Taylor don't work out just for the fact that brings them one step closer to Taylor. So when all these dudes are saying oh, status doesn't matter to men, yes, it doesn't matter to men. But if you date a very high status woman it automatically raises your status. Now do you want a data completely like disagreeable as professional chick? Probably not I don't. I'd rather data chick that works at McDonald's. It lets me make my own path in the world without throwing me a bunch of curveballs, then some fucking controlling ass lawyer or something like that. Okay now if she's a cool lawyer, I'm down with that, but I don't think I would want her because I want somebody to help raise my kids and stuff because I'm highly ambitious myself even though I haven't made it. But you get the point. These things don't need to be explained to me and you okay, but my example still not even my example. My point stands true that the call her daddy chick gets to pick out what guy she dates because
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if I were to date the call her daddy chick right? I forget her name. It doesn't matter what the fuck her name is, but if I were to date her my podcast would get way bigger automatically, way more girls would wanna bang me and way more people would wanna do business with me automatically. And here is my proof.
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Okay.
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So since Taylor Swift showed up to sunday's Chief Bears game all right, there's been a 400% spike in Travis Kelse jersey sales. Kelse's podcast ranks number one on Apple his ads kelse ads. Oh, he added 383,000 Instagram followers,
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24.3 viewers watch the. It was the number one NFL game this week because all the Swifties tuned in a 63 percent jump in female viewers 18 to 49.
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trailer Swift is the. Most powerful person in the world straight up a 3 time increase in chief searches on the web, a 3 time increase in Chief sales on Stub hub. So now all the Swifties are going to want to go to the game just to get a glimpse of Taylor Swift. Okay, and the Chief sold more tickets in a single day since the start of the season because Taylor Swift was there.
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So how are you going to tell me
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with this great face that's sleeping with a really high status woman doesn't have a benefits for the guy. Okay? Do we go out and seek it? No, but again there's a middle ground here' if you notice a common theme about this podcast, I'm always talking about the middle ground and the middle ground here to me is that as men we don't care about it, but you gotta be caught in a cent if when a high status a woman wants a high status guy because she knows that's gonna happen. It's the same thing here. If you're a dude you' gotta watch out for gold diggers, but most guys are so fucking desperate they don't. You know you'd be a successful guy. Next thing you know, you just was some fucking bitch just draining your bank account using you um and that happens all too often.
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But uh yeah,
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shout out to T Swift, keep that keep that pussy on lock, dude, keep that pussy on lock and um. If I if I if I owned any sort of business, right if I owned a basketball team I'd be telling my players and we were struggling to get people in the seats. Right, I'd be saying like if I' owned a W NBA team, right? If I if I owned the Seattle Storm, I would be getting one of these bitches to go turn out Taylor Swift. I be like, hey, you need to somehow turn Taylor Swift
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into a into a
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butch lesbian so we can fill up all these seats with screaming fans. That would be my marketing strategy because I'm fucking smart anyways all you podcasters out there. Okay, you don't need a SMB7 or SM7B. You know you know the big fucking shafty microphone, the one that Joe Rogan and all these other people use, right? You don't need that microphone 90 percent if you don't even know how to use it, you don't realize the high impedance level on' it and that you need more gain to get it cracking and you don't even know it doesn't matter. You see this mic I'm on, this is $100 mic and listen to how good I sound. I sound better than 99 percent of the other podcast out there with the 400 dollar mic and why is that a little bit of EQ? And I know that the coil is exactly the same, so most of you you're just trying to polish turds a lot of content out here. It's so easy to edit video, it's so easy to buy an expensive microphone. It's so easy to all this post production stuff, right
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where it's constantly shining turds that everybody's objective is it just shine turds
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as we go.
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Oh, I need a microphone. I bet you okay. I almost kinda wanna do an experiment because people are such fucking dorks. I almost wanna do an experiment where I go out and buy that microphone because even though I don't need it and this mic sounds just as good. I'm gonna buy one just for the visual effects we were like, oh, he has that microphone. It must be a serious podcast. You don't need the SM7B dude. This microphone has literally the same coil and if you EQ it a little bit and compress it and slap a limiter on there and roll off the bottom end. It'll sound just like the SM7B, but I keep giving people your money and do it for the visual effect because people will see you have the microphone, then they'll think you're serious, which I know. Everybody has a podcast. So for me to be doing a podcast is a kind of hypocritical call
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hypocritical
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to be shitting on it because everybody has the right to create something right? I fucked with creating stuff. I actually wish I had more friends that had podcast because I would like to listen to them because I love listening my friends music and shit. Like that, but um,
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the reason I don't have a co host okay, the reason I don't have a co host and this just means because I don't want to be on' somebody else's schedule and how many fucking podcasts are they gonna be where it's just recording somebody having a conversation? At least with this show. I write show notes and I have some sort of a format. I don't have a complete format cause I don't wanna do that cause I won't be able to stick to it because I just wanna. This is like a based freestyle. Okay, there's just off the top of my dough most of it, but I have these notes. I don't know what's gonna come out at' the very, very
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core of it.
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I mean, I do know what's gonna be at' the core of it, but I don't know what the fuck it's gonna turn into and there's a beauty to that, but a lot of people they just turn on a camera and it's just 2 people having a conversation right like 2 comedian sitting down having a conversation like who the fuck cares, bro? Who the fuck cares? And especially when we go start getting like 3 or 4 people. Then it's just like, ah, it's too much, it's too much and there is be more more solo podcast, more of you podcasters just need to do your own thing. It's like, oh, I don't have anybody to start. A podcast with just do it by your fucking self, bro. It'll take a little more effort, it'll take a little more practice, it'll probably take a lot more talent. It'll take a lot more work, but maybe it'll take less work because there is a possibility you could have started a podcast with some absolute fucking dumbass. It's gonna cause you to do a bunch of editing. I don't have to do any editing because I'm a fucking G. You know what I'm saying anyways. We were talking about sports and Taylor Swift and I meant to get into this okay,
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so I was watching the Bronco game at the gym and then the announcer I read on the subtitle they say the Broncos had their worst game since 1994.
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I don't understand what these fucking sports stats because they'll talk about that. They go. Oh, the Broncos haven't had this bed of a game since 1994. It's a completely different team. It's different management. It's different coach, it's different players, different fans probably so there's no correlation except at some point they have the same dumb horse head on their pajamas that they all wear while they'll chasing the fucking ball around. You always hear these stats like Oh Green Bays. This is their first time in the playoffs since 2004. I just completely made that statup, so I don't know if that's a thing right
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and it's like,
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well, yeah, it's a completely different team. It' doesn't. Matter. There's no actual correlation if you think about it like we gotta think about what things actually are and what our perceptions are of them. You know what I mean. This is where the stoicism comes to life and with sports sports is this such a fucking circle jerk? I wish I were into sports because I could sit there and just talk out of my ass for hours about it.
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Be like you know, the team that scores more points is gonna win.
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I don't know dude, I'm glad I'm checked out of sports. I was very fortunate though because I'm privileged and white and I got to go to a Super Bowl. Okay, I got to go to a Super Bowl
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I'm privileged
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that's when I realized when I saw the confettis falling down from the skies after it was a Seahawk Super Bowl in New York. Right? It was just me and my pops watching the confetti come down,
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it was
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ironically it was against the Broncos kicked the shit out of the Broncos paid Manning and um, yeah, this one really is it's never gonna be this good again, so what the fuck am I doing? It's like if you do heroin just do it once it'll never be that good again. So when you go and watch your team right? And at the time I was working this shitty retail sales job and I remember the morning that I left somebody threw a. Brick through the window and I was a prime suspect, so you're like you're allegedly on vacation, and the first day you're on vacation somebody breaks in and steals a bunch of cell phones, but as Shaggy said it was not WA. So anyways we go to the Super Bowl, the confettis fall from the sky, we just kicked the shit out of the Broncos. Were a couple thousand dollars in the hole now and now what nothing pointless. Watch some other people. They get to have the trophy. These guys get to go out and have all the bitches. Afterwards I go back to a hotel and I sleep next to my father who's got fucking gas. He was a ripping ass all night,
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but I remember at these fake timberlands I bought some like fubu timberlands because I was gonna be in new york
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and that's how white I am.
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I wanted to have timbs in new york, so I bought some fubu timbs and it was snowin' and I was so hammered. I went back down to the hotel lobby and I went to some other bar just by myself. Of course my father was all worried even though it was like 25 at the time or something and I the fucking
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soul.
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So like the soul of the boot was coming off from the part that my foot was in it was just like flapping around, so I'm staying at the super nice hotel and I'm. Walking around the hotel lobby just and I remember being like got him so hammered I can barely walk, but in reality it's because the soul was separating from my from my fubu timberland that I was stomping through New York with.
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That was a fun trip,
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but I'm just not really a fan of New York and I don't know if it's just because I went there for the Super Bowl while it was like, yes, I'm scratching my nuts right now if you're watching this.
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Um yes,
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was that time up before I told you about my ball sack. Oh yeah, I didn't really like New York that much and I don't know if it's just cause the influx of people that were there or what it was, but um, it was just city the whole time. It doesn't matter where you go. There's always gonna be fucking restaurants and bars and you know buildings. So New York to me is just a big fucking zoo and I don't care why anybody would spend 6 grand to live in a shoebox just so they can go and grab a bag or let the train station or something like that. But that is the best cheeseburger. The best cheeseburger I've ever had was inside Grand Central Station and I went back sober just to do a double check did, but yeah, that was back when we had Russell Wilson and now the Broncos have Russell Wilson and Russell Wilson is hilarious because he's. The most. I shouldn't even say that I hate it when people use terms like Uncle Tom or like tell somebody they aren't
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the race that they are. It's pretty stupid to tell somebody they have to act a certain way because they are a certain race. So if Russell Wilson wants to be like a nice kind black guy like who the fuck cares? Isn't that a good thing is not a good thing that he's good to his kid and he's kind and he could put his his face on TV that he can have the Tom Brady effect. You know what I mean isn't that good? Isn't that like a good uplifting thing for that community? Or he's like oh no, fuck Russell Wilson. Russ is a good dude. He's a bitch for leave in Seattle, but I don't blame him and now I think he's getting too old. He kind of say he just used to make miracles happen bro. I when I was into the foosball when I was into the double ball he would just make miracles happen straight up. Russ was a G. I slept his jersey, um, but I imagine you know he's married to Sierra right?
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See era.
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This bead is swing it to the left the penis. Remember we all thought Sierra was a man or that somebody started a rumor? How did rumors used to get around cause we all thought Marilyn Manson was missing his fucking ribs and we? All thought Sierra had a cock and none of us had phones and nobody really talked to kids from other schools right? Like our whole. They didn't talk about it on the news. Obviously you didn't see Anderson Cooper come on the news and start talking about sierra's micropenis. No, they swing it to the left on the jazzy fizzle product shizzle. You never heard about that or you never heard
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60 Minutes, you know, you never heard the
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tonight.
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We talked to Marilyn Manson about his rib removal so he can suck his own dick. That never happened. So how did we even know about that and somebody just says something that spreads which is the old going viral? Speaker of going viral? Tell somebody about this podcast because that's what we need to do. We need to go viral because I'm out of money
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anyways. Dude, where are we at here 17 minutes? Okay, we're gonna wind her down. We're gonna wind her down, but the whole thing I wanted to say with that is if you're Russell Wilson, imagine co parenting with fucking future future Hendrix, the savior of the trap, the lean drinking wizard himself.
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Uh, yeah,
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imagine dating his baby mama, you know, fucking old serious ass future fucking
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Bluto
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is. He's gotta be like it's funny how they talk about Drake being too old direct 25 year olds, but I'm pretty sure future pretty sure future is like 40 dude and fucking plutos. Out here still just talking about doing drugs that he doesn't actually do
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but I love future dude futures a goat,
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but uh, still there like I said, they're just talking into airs now they're not doing anything substantial. These guys act like the architects building skyscrapers. They're just wrapping into air, dude, but it's okay, um, anyways, let's winder down, let's winder down. Thank you for tuning in I'm out of breath. I'm ready to go eat some food. I actually had I I'd made some. I think I made some expired chicken last night because I was shitting myself right before I made this podcast. I was about to sit down to make this podcast and then I started. I felt the diarrhea creep through my intestines, so I went and sat on the toilet and I shat it all out while I listen to this fucking idiot. Try to get his car going who parked in a handicapped spot right in front of my apartment whose car alarm I've been listening to since 8pm last night. I don't know what the fuck they're doing with it I don't know if they're trying to steal it. I don't care, but if I gotta listen to it tonight I'm gonna call tow truck. I'm having towed out of the handicap spots that can go. Figured out somewhere else
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Hello, listeners! Thanks for tuning in to another episode of my podcast.
To view this episode on video, please visit this link, https://youtu.be/5PHKuMyV9Pg
Find all my social and product links in one location here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
Today, we explored a variety of topics, including the dynamics of high-status women dating wealthy men, specifically Taylor Swift. I also reflected on my experience attending the Super Bowl, a moment that made me realize my limited enthusiasm for sports. Find all my socials and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites In the world of podcasting, I offered some advice for fellow content creators, emphasizing the value of going solo and not fixating on expensive equipment like the SM7B microphone. We delved into Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos and the unique complexities of co-parenting with individuals like Future. Additionally, I shared my less-than-stellar impressions of New York City and pondered how celebrity rumors used to circulate in the days before smartphones like Ciara's Penis and Marylin Manson giving himself pleasure with his face. I hope you found this episode engaging. Feel free to share it with your friends, and thanks for your continued support!
In this podcast, host Rodney Smith shares his views on a range of topics. He discusses the right of high-status women to date rich men, his experience attending a Super Bowl, and his disinterest in sports. He also shares his opinion on popular podcast equipment, specifically the SM7B microphone, and encourages podcasters to create solo content. Rodney also discusses his thoughts on Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos and the challenges of co-parenting with Future. He expresses his dislike for New York and questions how rumors about celebrities spread before smartphones. He ends by urging listeners to share his podcast.
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Greetings everybody, thank you for tuna and in a dangerous Mr Formation tuna in this week is we talk about pressing topics such as dating, high status women, the famous podcast Mike, that's $400 that' you probably don't need, and Russell Wilson being a G And much more fun for the entire family. Aye
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okay,
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hello, hello
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greetings, greetings, everybody, welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the number one source 4 Dangerous Misinformation, your one stop shop for all things hateful. I'm your host. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on all social medias, add Lord Petty in some underscores,
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okay,
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and I will put that link in the description where you can find other fun things like my book The Petty Principles, but you already know all that if you've been here before, if this is your first time, tuning in if your beloved friend told you hey, you should check out this podcast. Welcome I open you with welcome pasty Deutsche Arms and I shout out to your friend for being somebody ahead of the curve, being early to something finally in their life and putting you on that is a homie anyways. Please leave a rating, please subscribe. We're coming here every day with
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19:45 minutes of dangerous misinformation to tickle your little belly with it and yes, welcome, let's get into it. Couple days ago I was talking about the call her daddy chick, who was making controversy
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because
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she said that she only. Wants to be with a rich guy right? And so I commented on a video I don't remember watch episode this was, but I commented on a video stating that she has the right to want to date a rich guy because she's rich nobody goes. Oh men don't care about money, men don't yes, I'm a man. You don't need to explain to me what men want. I get it.
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I am super straight.
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I am the only person in this world that is straighter than Donald Trump.
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Okay,
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I've literally never not once in my entire life thought about jerking off another guy. I've talked about it at length multiple times. What I would do that I would grab this shaft and I would stroke it, but I've never actually thought about doing it, cause anytime I've ever talked about it, it has been a joke for comedic effects. Okay, so you don't need to explain to me a super straight male what men like
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I get it
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are we clipping? Check check one 2, one 2 sounded like we were clipping Mike check one 2 one 2 okay anyways. Um, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, jerk enough,
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so
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I said that she has every right to protect her. Her little hermit kingdom. Okay, and then everybody's like, oh you know, men don't care about that. I get that. I get that. Yes one 1,000%, but I was saying she has the right to protect what's hers. Because people are going to want to infiltrate if you have something people are going to want to a part of it, and if you build something you gotta be a little bit protective over what you got
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okay.
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And here's my example Taylor Swift with the most famous person on the planet, the female MJ MJ with a cooter, MJ with no ass and a big cooter. Okay, T Swift shout out all to Swifties.
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Uh,
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she started dating this football player who I guess is a really good football player. I don't know shit about it I don't give a fuck. I got better shit to do than watch people chase a ball around, but hey shout out to you if you enjoy that. I knew who Taylor Swift was before this guy. So God knows how many women are finding out about this dude.
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Okay
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and he is a good looking guy so his dating pool just by dating Taylor. So if do you know how many women are gonna wanna fuck this guy if him and Taylor don't work out just for the fact that brings them one step closer to Taylor. So when all these dudes are saying oh, status doesn't matter to men, yes, it doesn't matter to men. But if you date a very high status woman it automatically raises your status. Now do you want a data completely like disagreeable as professional chick? Probably not I don't. I'd rather data chick that works at McDonald's. It lets me make my own path in the world without throwing me a bunch of curveballs, then some fucking controlling ass lawyer or something like that. Okay now if she's a cool lawyer, I'm down with that, but I don't think I would want her because I want somebody to help raise my kids and stuff because I'm highly ambitious myself even though I haven't made it. But you get the point. These things don't need to be explained to me and you okay, but my example still not even my example. My point stands true that the call her daddy chick gets to pick out what guy she dates because
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if I were to date the call her daddy chick right? I forget her name. It doesn't matter what the fuck her name is, but if I were to date her my podcast would get way bigger automatically, way more girls would wanna bang me and way more people would wanna do business with me automatically. And here is my proof.
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Okay.
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So since Taylor Swift showed up to sunday's Chief Bears game all right, there's been a 400% spike in Travis Kelse jersey sales. Kelse's podcast ranks number one on Apple his ads kelse ads. Oh, he added 383,000 Instagram followers,
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okay,
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24.3 viewers watch the. It was the number one NFL game this week because all the Swifties tuned in a 63 percent jump in female viewers 18 to 49.
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I think
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trailer Swift is the. Most powerful person in the world straight up a 3 time increase in chief searches on the web, a 3 time increase in Chief sales on Stub hub. So now all the Swifties are going to want to go to the game just to get a glimpse of Taylor Swift. Okay, and the Chief sold more tickets in a single day since the start of the season because Taylor Swift was there.
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So how are you going to tell me
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with this great face that's sleeping with a really high status woman doesn't have a benefits for the guy. Okay? Do we go out and seek it? No, but again there's a middle ground here' if you notice a common theme about this podcast, I'm always talking about the middle ground and the middle ground here to me is that as men we don't care about it, but you gotta be caught in a cent if when a high status a woman wants a high status guy because she knows that's gonna happen. It's the same thing here. If you're a dude you' gotta watch out for gold diggers, but most guys are so fucking desperate they don't. You know you'd be a successful guy. Next thing you know, you just was some fucking bitch just draining your bank account using you um and that happens all too often.
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But uh yeah,
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shout out to T Swift, keep that keep that pussy on lock, dude, keep that pussy on lock and um. If I if I if I owned any sort of business, right if I owned a basketball team I'd be telling my players and we were struggling to get people in the seats. Right, I'd be saying like if I' owned a W NBA team, right? If I if I owned the Seattle Storm, I would be getting one of these bitches to go turn out Taylor Swift. I be like, hey, you need to somehow turn Taylor Swift
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into a into a
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butch lesbian so we can fill up all these seats with screaming fans. That would be my marketing strategy because I'm fucking smart anyways all you podcasters out there. Okay, you don't need a SMB7 or SM7B. You know you know the big fucking shafty microphone, the one that Joe Rogan and all these other people use, right? You don't need that microphone 90 percent if you don't even know how to use it, you don't realize the high impedance level on' it and that you need more gain to get it cracking and you don't even know it doesn't matter. You see this mic I'm on, this is $100 mic and listen to how good I sound. I sound better than 99 percent of the other podcast out there with the 400 dollar mic and why is that a little bit of EQ? And I know that the coil is exactly the same, so most of you you're just trying to polish turds a lot of content out here. It's so easy to edit video, it's so easy to buy an expensive microphone. It's so easy to all this post production stuff, right
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where it's constantly shining turds that everybody's objective is it just shine turds
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as we go.
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Oh, I need a microphone. I bet you okay. I almost kinda wanna do an experiment because people are such fucking dorks. I almost wanna do an experiment where I go out and buy that microphone because even though I don't need it and this mic sounds just as good. I'm gonna buy one just for the visual effects we were like, oh, he has that microphone. It must be a serious podcast. You don't need the SM7B dude. This microphone has literally the same coil and if you EQ it a little bit and compress it and slap a limiter on there and roll off the bottom end. It'll sound just like the SM7B, but I keep giving people your money and do it for the visual effect because people will see you have the microphone, then they'll think you're serious, which I know. Everybody has a podcast. So for me to be doing a podcast is a kind of hypocritical call
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hypocritical
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to be shitting on it because everybody has the right to create something right? I fucked with creating stuff. I actually wish I had more friends that had podcast because I would like to listen to them because I love listening my friends music and shit. Like that, but um,
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the reason I don't have a co host okay, the reason I don't have a co host and this just means because I don't want to be on' somebody else's schedule and how many fucking podcasts are they gonna be where it's just recording somebody having a conversation? At least with this show. I write show notes and I have some sort of a format. I don't have a complete format cause I don't wanna do that cause I won't be able to stick to it because I just wanna. This is like a based freestyle. Okay, there's just off the top of my dough most of it, but I have these notes. I don't know what's gonna come out at' the very, very
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core of it.
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I mean, I do know what's gonna be at' the core of it, but I don't know what the fuck it's gonna turn into and there's a beauty to that, but a lot of people they just turn on a camera and it's just 2 people having a conversation right like 2 comedian sitting down having a conversation like who the fuck cares, bro? Who the fuck cares? And especially when we go start getting like 3 or 4 people. Then it's just like, ah, it's too much, it's too much and there is be more more solo podcast, more of you podcasters just need to do your own thing. It's like, oh, I don't have anybody to start. A podcast with just do it by your fucking self, bro. It'll take a little more effort, it'll take a little more practice, it'll probably take a lot more talent. It'll take a lot more work, but maybe it'll take less work because there is a possibility you could have started a podcast with some absolute fucking dumbass. It's gonna cause you to do a bunch of editing. I don't have to do any editing because I'm a fucking G. You know what I'm saying anyways. We were talking about sports and Taylor Swift and I meant to get into this okay,
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so I was watching the Bronco game at the gym and then the announcer I read on the subtitle they say the Broncos had their worst game since 1994.
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Well,
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I don't understand what these fucking sports stats because they'll talk about that. They go. Oh, the Broncos haven't had this bed of a game since 1994. It's a completely different team. It's different management. It's different coach, it's different players, different fans probably so there's no correlation except at some point they have the same dumb horse head on their pajamas that they all wear while they'll chasing the fucking ball around. You always hear these stats like Oh Green Bays. This is their first time in the playoffs since 2004. I just completely made that statup, so I don't know if that's a thing right
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and it's like,
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well, yeah, it's a completely different team. It' doesn't. Matter. There's no actual correlation if you think about it like we gotta think about what things actually are and what our perceptions are of them. You know what I mean. This is where the stoicism comes to life and with sports sports is this such a fucking circle jerk? I wish I were into sports because I could sit there and just talk out of my ass for hours about it.
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Be like you know, the team that scores more points is gonna win.
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I don't know dude, I'm glad I'm checked out of sports. I was very fortunate though because I'm privileged and white and I got to go to a Super Bowl. Okay, I got to go to a Super Bowl
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because
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I'm privileged
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and
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that's when I realized when I saw the confettis falling down from the skies after it was a Seahawk Super Bowl in New York. Right? It was just me and my pops watching the confetti come down,
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it was
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ironically it was against the Broncos kicked the shit out of the Broncos paid Manning and um, yeah, this one really is it's never gonna be this good again, so what the fuck am I doing? It's like if you do heroin just do it once it'll never be that good again. So when you go and watch your team right? And at the time I was working this shitty retail sales job and I remember the morning that I left somebody threw a. Brick through the window and I was a prime suspect, so you're like you're allegedly on vacation, and the first day you're on vacation somebody breaks in and steals a bunch of cell phones, but as Shaggy said it was not WA. So anyways we go to the Super Bowl, the confettis fall from the sky, we just kicked the shit out of the Broncos. Were a couple thousand dollars in the hole now and now what nothing pointless. Watch some other people. They get to have the trophy. These guys get to go out and have all the bitches. Afterwards I go back to a hotel and I sleep next to my father who's got fucking gas. He was a ripping ass all night,
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but I remember at these fake timberlands I bought some like fubu timberlands because I was gonna be in new york
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and that's how white I am.
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I wanted to have timbs in new york, so I bought some fubu timbs and it was snowin' and I was so hammered. I went back down to the hotel lobby and I went to some other bar just by myself. Of course my father was all worried even though it was like 25 at the time or something and I the fucking
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soul.
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So like the soul of the boot was coming off from the part that my foot was in it was just like flapping around, so I'm staying at the super nice hotel and I'm. Walking around the hotel lobby just and I remember being like got him so hammered I can barely walk, but in reality it's because the soul was separating from my from my fubu timberland that I was stomping through New York with.
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That was a fun trip,
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but I'm just not really a fan of New York and I don't know if it's just because I went there for the Super Bowl while it was like, yes, I'm scratching my nuts right now if you're watching this.
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Um yes,
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was that time up before I told you about my ball sack. Oh yeah, I didn't really like New York that much and I don't know if it's just cause the influx of people that were there or what it was, but um, it was just city the whole time. It doesn't matter where you go. There's always gonna be fucking restaurants and bars and you know buildings. So New York to me is just a big fucking zoo and I don't care why anybody would spend 6 grand to live in a shoebox just so they can go and grab a bag or let the train station or something like that. But that is the best cheeseburger. The best cheeseburger I've ever had was inside Grand Central Station and I went back sober just to do a double check did, but yeah, that was back when we had Russell Wilson and now the Broncos have Russell Wilson and Russell Wilson is hilarious because he's. The most. I shouldn't even say that I hate it when people use terms like Uncle Tom or like tell somebody they aren't
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the race that they are. It's pretty stupid to tell somebody they have to act a certain way because they are a certain race. So if Russell Wilson wants to be like a nice kind black guy like who the fuck cares? Isn't that a good thing is not a good thing that he's good to his kid and he's kind and he could put his his face on TV that he can have the Tom Brady effect. You know what I mean isn't that good? Isn't that like a good uplifting thing for that community? Or he's like oh no, fuck Russell Wilson. Russ is a good dude. He's a bitch for leave in Seattle, but I don't blame him and now I think he's getting too old. He kind of say he just used to make miracles happen bro. I when I was into the foosball when I was into the double ball he would just make miracles happen straight up. Russ was a G. I slept his jersey, um, but I imagine you know he's married to Sierra right?
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See era.
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This bead is swing it to the left the penis. Remember we all thought Sierra was a man or that somebody started a rumor? How did rumors used to get around cause we all thought Marilyn Manson was missing his fucking ribs and we? All thought Sierra had a cock and none of us had phones and nobody really talked to kids from other schools right? Like our whole. They didn't talk about it on the news. Obviously you didn't see Anderson Cooper come on the news and start talking about sierra's micropenis. No, they swing it to the left on the jazzy fizzle product shizzle. You never heard about that or you never heard
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a
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60 Minutes, you know, you never heard the
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tonight.
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We talked to Marilyn Manson about his rib removal so he can suck his own dick. That never happened. So how did we even know about that and somebody just says something that spreads which is the old going viral? Speaker of going viral? Tell somebody about this podcast because that's what we need to do. We need to go viral because I'm out of money
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anyways. Dude, where are we at here 17 minutes? Okay, we're gonna wind her down. We're gonna wind her down, but the whole thing I wanted to say with that is if you're Russell Wilson, imagine co parenting with fucking future future Hendrix, the savior of the trap, the lean drinking wizard himself.
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Uh, yeah,
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imagine dating his baby mama, you know, fucking old serious ass future fucking
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Bluto
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is. He's gotta be like it's funny how they talk about Drake being too old direct 25 year olds, but I'm pretty sure future pretty sure future is like 40 dude and fucking plutos. Out here still just talking about doing drugs that he doesn't actually do
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but I love future dude futures a goat,
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but uh, still there like I said, they're just talking into airs now they're not doing anything substantial. These guys act like the architects building skyscrapers. They're just wrapping into air, dude, but it's okay, um, anyways, let's winder down, let's winder down. Thank you for tuning in I'm out of breath. I'm ready to go eat some food. I actually had I I'd made some. I think I made some expired chicken last night because I was shitting myself right before I made this podcast. I was about to sit down to make this podcast and then I started. I felt the diarrhea creep through my intestines, so I went and sat on the toilet and I shat it all out while I listen to this fucking idiot. Try to get his car going who parked in a handicapped spot right in front of my apartment whose car alarm I've been listening to since 8pm last night. I don't know what the fuck they're doing with it I don't know if they're trying to steal it. I don't care, but if I gotta listen to it tonight I'm gonna call tow truck. I'm having towed out of the handicap spots that can go. Figured out somewhere else
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anyways. Please write and subscribe. Thank you for tuning in a dangerous misinformation. I appreciate all more than I could ever. Let you know through this little only hundred dollar, not 400 dollar microphone that sounds better than the 400 dollar microphone anyways. Tell somebody about the podcast. Thank you for tuning in appreciate Shaw much love we out this bitch!
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