Ohio State Spring football has arrived, after a long month of February we finally have some football again! Chip Kelly wearing scarlet and gray still seems bizarre, but we like it. Buckeye women had to play Caitlin Clark, the Iowa Hawkeyes and the refs on Sunday. We go off on our signature tangents about Nintendo Entertainment System games, movies, boxing and why things were better back in our day. Stay off our lawns, and if you stop in a round-a-bout, I will run your ass over!