Ted is alone today, so look out!

With the weather warming up and thunderstorms on the horizon, Ted hopes to be dodging bolts of lightening soon. Well, maybe not. But he misses the real storms of Kansas.

Spring means different things to different people.

For Ted it's remembering cars he had back in the 70s, and cars he wishes he'd had,

Ted shares a new Terry story!

And nothing says spring more than...Opening Day of the baseball season. Ted previews the Mariners and the Royals and shares other oddities.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Ted ponders parables, Spring, and Robins.

He closes with a quick recommendation for a movie coming out this weekend, as a buildup to Easter later in April.

Finally, Ted thanks all 10 of his listeners for...listening!