Questions: Can a sequel ruin the original? What would be the worst thing for everything to turn into? How the hell does carting work in Monster Hunter? The Munsters: Which spouse is breaking the law?

Monkey's Claw/Make a Wish: I want immortality, but...; I want my clothes to never wear, but...; I want to be immensely lucky, but...; I want a portal to Equestria, but...