Rachel and Brandon return with a jam-packed episode that somehow spans Real Housewives of New York deep cuts, prehistoric gender roles, and dandruff confessionals. Rachel has been binging RHONY at an alarming rate and drags Brandon into her madness—cue Ramona worship, Dorinda defense, and an in-depth sociological study of The Regency Bar.

Then we pivot to:💍 The Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard anniversary post discourse (aka “please stop trauma-dumping in your captions”)💔 Hollywood breakups & why middle-aged divorces are on the rise👶 “Square Brandon” origin stories: blonde tips, big heads, and trauma haircuts😴 Why women need more sleep (and men are cave-cleaning deniers)💬 Love Is Blind recap: Sparkle Megan, truck-driver drama, emotional caretaking fatigue, and why the “pods” need more chaos💅 RHOSLC’s Mary vs. Angie fart fight, mother–daughter heartbreak, and Todd’s redemption arc

It’s equal parts pop culture therapy session and marital anthropology—with the usual dose of unhinged laughter and self-exposure.

In this episode:

* Ramona’s eyes, Dorinda’s lips, and John’s sweat

* Sleep science & cave feminism

* Marriage posts that scream “call your lawyer”

* Love Is Blind finales and Sparkle Megan’s mysterious baby

* Mary Cosby’s fart heard ’round Salt Lake City

* Todd’s chode redemption arc

Chapters

00:00:00 – RHONY binge confession & Brandon’s Housewives crush rankings

00:04:20 – Dorinda, John, and the Regency Bar deep dive

00:07:30 – Sleep, cave cleaning, and gender roles

00:11:10 – Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard’s viral anniversary post

00:18:30 – Marriage posts, breakups, and who ends things first

00:26:40 – Love Is Blind recap: Sparkle Megan, truck drivers & red flags

00:37:40 – RHOSLC: farts, feelings, and Todd’s redemption arc

00:51:40 – Square Brandon & teenage trauma haircuts

00:57:15 – Closing chaos + “Snitches, not Snitchers” sign-off

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