Rob a federal agent, get 2 in the but. Woman gives birth in classroom. Woman stabs ex over Eagles music. Man bites off another man's willy. Steal midget porn, set house on fire. California want to ban lead bullets. Woman misplaces sex toy. Whats in your purse? Porn star gets 100 bottles of man-juice. Penis stolen in the night. Female prison guard charged with raping male inmate. Threesome+ car+gun+$120.+palm tree=???? Peeping tom banned from McDonalds. Too much sex? Sex on a table,at a diner, during business hours. Don't strip at a NY school assembly. One clean wipe. Obama turns on AFL-CIO.