Our lovable dictators Ben & Michelle are back and recapping Australian Survivor's first episode. In this episode:
- Ben & Michelle's respective histories with Survivor are explained.
No-one can understand Des.Ben is the wikipedia of Reality TV.Michelle's Dad loves meter maids.Someone is protected from being a "Grade-A dirt squirrel"."Mateship" holds no weight.Michelle never cries for weakness or strength.Who is a squinty lookalike?There's too many Hunger Games references.Michelle has something called a CD?!Someone gets underestimated.Ben shows off his Brady Bunch knowledge.Someone wants to be more Sandra, less Cydney.Where do injuries rank, from 0 to Kaoh Rong?Australian TV needs intruders.Michelle digs deep to get annoyed at the challenge.We delve into what an ORG is.And one opposing tribe member is called upon when things get a little heated at Tribal Council.