Doreen and Nancy go clubbing and Tomas is a BAD FRIEND right in front of everyone! Squirrel Girl turns to a life of crime and perpetrates an IRON HEIST! The curve factor increases by a staggering NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT! All of this PLUS: Tippy's extremely upsetting new outfit! EXCITING NEWS from the Squirrel Observatory Network! And does anybody know what old floppy-disk game Andrew is half-remembering?

Squirrel Scouts of America is hosted by Nick "Our Pirate Laureate" Cohen, Andrew "The Gig-Gag" Orsie and Casey "Hunk Factors" Hills, who also edits and produces it. It can be found on semiautomagicinc.com along with the rest of our shows or @Squirrel_Scouts on Twitter!