Almost caught two fricken fish today, but I took the L. I could even see them nibbling on it, but those slippery bastards always get away! I honestly think the fish just chill down there and roast my bait. “Hey Ricky, look at that dumb plastic ass, hook through his stomach ass, getting caught on a fishing rod ass fish!”

Disrespectful ass fish. Like it’s actually annoying how they just look at my bait and swim around it lol. I had to eat chicken like a sucker.

I’m now just eating organic and protein based. Goodbye Carnivore Diet