Even the third time you open the fridge, that mustard and butternut squash are unlikely to have assembled themselves into something delicious, crunchy and immediately ready to jam into your face. Maybe you can take some inspiration from Person who has found the perfect way to make the most of whatever is revealed when the door opens and the light comes on. Written, Directed and Produced by Ben McCauley. Kat Evans as Person. Karolyn Blake Audience Member. Ben McCauley as Roommie.