Why Affairs Happen

On today’s show . . .

Sperm Wars

Isn’t it ever enough? I hear women asking this question whenever a married male celebrity gets caught with his pants down and his penis in another woman. We discuss why this happens in a piece called, “Men, Explained; and Women, Too!”

Absurd Work, Personal

Last week, we premiered a series called “City Life”. This week we begin a related series called “Valet Log”. If you’re a Star Trek fan, you’ll remember William Shatner’s voice-over Captain’s Log entries. Valet Log is like Captain Kirk’s journal, only our main character is not a Starfleet commander, but a middle-age parking valet.

Liberal Bias

We talk with Dr. Bonmoe, the SRP Translator. What’s an SRP Translator? He’s a little man we keep in a cupboard, like a gimp. Whenever we’re baffled by Conservative buzzwords, which happens a lot, we bring out Dr. Bonmoe.

Peter, Paul, and Me

An awkward encounter in the men’s steam room.

Your Daily Bread

Meditation for the day. Just one bite per person, please. We need to make sure there’s enough to go ‘round.

City Serenity

How do ya maintain your composure amid thousands of rude people bumping into you all day long? It ain’t easy.