In today's episode, Zack has 30 minutes to become an "expert" on... St. Patrick! Every once in a while we like to give you a timely episode, and this is one! Before you all celebrate in COVID-friendly ways like the good little experts you are, why not learn about the man you are getting drunk in honor of. This one takes us way way back to the 5th century (which is the 400s for those of us who have trouble with that). We move from Britain, to Ireland, back to Britain again, and lose no snakes in the process. St. Patrick may not have rid Ireland of snakes, but he did bring Christianity, and in turn encourage the Irish to stop enslaving people and warring so much, so I'd say that's a real win. Next time you see a shamrock, contemplate whether or not it helps you understand the concept of the Holy Trinity. And if it does, thank St. Patrick. This year, why not join in the millions of Irish and non-Irish Americans who increase cabbage sales by 70% and Guinness consumption 800% on March 17th every year. But don't drink and drive! Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Highlights Include:

- Two dreams from God himself!

- The first ever St. Patrick's Day Parade

- Chicago's Green River

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