Irish car bombs at 10:00am, Shipping up to Boston, and girls power-playing us: you already know it’s a St. Patrick’s Day episode. Bino’s accents get dunked on by Kyle. Zany and Kyle discuss their bar crawl experiences, and the aftermath. Boogie gets bloodied and is down bad. Bino provides us with his rendition of “Marvin’s Room”. T Money offers up her sister to Tex, so now she’ll be getting took.

Elsewhere Kyle enlightens us with a story of a girl trying to power-play him. Kyle’s dilemma: Eat the kitty while she’s texting other dudes to pull up? Meanwhile Tex brags about dating high schoolers, and flexing all the girls that have died since having sex with him.