It’s our Kentucky Derby recap! Who won, who lost, who finished worse than the horse with one eye, and why the Derby is actually a very elaborate ad for Grindr. We discuss the NHL, NBA, NFL, KC & The Sunshine Band, symmetrical faces, and the prenatal benefits of the Burger King fish sandwich. Ronn is terrified of wet clothing, and Joe has a tough time deciding which team *not to root for in the Caps/Pens series. Ronn plays a game of “Is He Gay?”, and Joe plays a great new game: “Preakness Winner or Gay Bar?”