It’s Opening Day! Ronn and Joe talk baseball: good grub, crazy contracts, and bad hashtags. Ronn outlines his dream to haunt comedy clubs and Joe discusses what it takes for Philly fans to embrace a goaltender. They find what may be the strangest ice skating music ever, and what’s going on with that bust of Ronaldo? The boys play a game of “What’s the Word?” and head to Santa Anita Park to bet the ponies.