To close out the season, Patty & Acid recommend candidates for our next starting-11 based on players’ astrological sign’s luckiest days. We also stalk Richy’s stunning new SOAP (Significant Others and Partners) and the Lloris family living it up in Los Angeles. 

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HBD, Richy our little pigeon 

Andrea, Richy's Sister  

Amanda, Richy's SOAP 

HBD Cuti   

Yo Cuti, it's yo birthday  

HBD Kulu 

HBD "Angas" Ben 

BB of the Week

BB Girl Kulu 

WholesomeTito Elmo  

BB Valentino at Papa Cuti's Birthday 

Dier's "first born's" birthday 

The Llorises at San Diego Zoo

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Patty & Acid track down the pub from which Ben Davies posted a rare selfie with the boys. Then ask a vital question about Ben and Sonny’s friendship - who’s the Black Cat and who’s the Golden Retriever? Next on the stalking docket: where in Hollywood is Marine Lloris?

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The Pub Selfie in Question  

The Location, Revealed

That Gab and Juls episode 

A teaser for the next one  

Wimmer takes an L  

BB of the Week

Big Day for Papa Hugo and Giu-Giu 

The Llorises' LA Fantasy 

Malibu BBs 

Cuti and Valen's Ice Cream Moment

The Spurs BBs Themselves

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Patty & Acid read into Spurs players’ star signs and what they mean for team harmony and recruitment. Also on the analysis agenda: what they’re currently binge watching, what time they arrive for training, and what their lock screens are.  

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Delesonnys' Tottenham Astrology Thread 

Charlie Parrish's lock screen investigation 

Spurs Official asks - what are you watching? 

BB of the Week

Emerson Royale's Party 

BennyBoo and Ralph 

The Llorises 👑 

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Patty & Acid discuss Richarlison’s resurgence, the pru-pru-prugress we’ve made, and the spotlight seizing mascot Ralph. In First Off Football, we talk about the wild draw at the Dekihad and our phenomenal run of wins. Plus: a BB of the Week of the Year is named!

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THAT podcast

Richy's revenge and our relief 

Vicario's got your back 

Ralph, the absolute legend

Waving to his fans 

Motivating his captain

Playing to the camera 

And apparently reincarnated 

Say something nice about... 

Romero tackling his son AGAIN 

Lo Celso stirring some shit 

BB of the Week

The Diers with their BBs and BB on the way 

Estela and BB Royale's photo shoot

Jan and a very special mascot 

BB Kulu announced by Ate Kulu 

BB Lo Celso's 1st birthday and Papa Gio's greeting 

PEH's family studio shoot

Queen Marine is back

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Patty & Acid report on the biggest questions in football - what body wash and  eau de parfum does Sonny favour? And how much does smelling like a birthday cake let you get away with among Premier League referees? Plus: a fur-baby packed BB of the Week!

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That Sonny interview in GQ 

Sonny flirting with the referee and the opposing team doctor 

Ange says dream 

Mr Eccleshare says enjoy the moment 

BB of the Week

BennyBoo's Twiggy 

PEH's Rocky 

BB Romero 

BB Royale 

BB Madders

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Feels good to get back to fangirling mode! Patty & Acid discuss the best questions to come out of the Fan Forum, plunge into a Van de Ven rabbit hole and name an all new, record breaking BB of the Week. In First Off Football: we cover our feel-good run of games.

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The  best questions at Fan Forum from Jomac and Owen 

The Van de Ven Rabbit Hole

Luka is his enabler best friend 

Micky the Main Character 

Micky as Jan Jr 

Or at least his biggest fan 

Driving home with Micky

Spurs-love, Jan-approved 

Maddison on Saka  doing his celebration and winning over Ian Wright 

BB of the Week

Congrats Anna and Eric Dier 

Bentancur and BB at the Stadium 

Kennedy Alexa, Madders' SOAP 

Emerson Baby Drop Video 

Our oldest ever BB of the Week

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The Ange Era is here and with it, is Sonny’s Captain Era, which we hope will be his Red Era (obviously a reference to Taylor Swift and not that other team). Patty & Acid discuss all the good vibes we’re getting from our new boys, new leaders, and all new BBs.

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"Introduce yourself first, mate" 

Robbie Williams sings Angel 

Ajumma / Yaya Sonny 

Sonny's super confident interview 

Random third kit reveal 

BBs of the week

Harry's Baby Boy 

Mama Marine is 37

Charlie Morgan is huge now
The Lo Celso family day out 

The Romero family day in 

Ben "Daddy" Davies 

Madders' twins

One of our own is striking out on his own. Patty and Acid are joined by Toby and Suren to recap the facts, process our feelings, and discuss what we expect from our first Post-Kane season. 

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Harry's selfie video breaking up with us 

Messages from Sonny and Kate  

Ange on the space for others to step into and how Kane told the team

One last video to cry to 

Well, that’s that. Patty & Acid thank Lucas for the miracles, gloss over the season, and look forward to the upcoming friendlies on our home turf of Singapore. As we close the chapter on 2022-23, we reveal who lifts the prestigious Spurs BB of the Season trophy. 

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They made the fans proud: Nuno, Lamela and Gil, even Jose

Lucas Players' Tribune and final interview

BB of the Week

Kulu is engaged 

Charlie turns 3

Eric and Anna's dog turns 1 

Lucia's name reveal

Salvi's neck reveal 

Bentancur and Moura's kids under Tito Sonny’s spell

The Kane Kids 

Baby Perisic 

Baby Cuti 

The PEH Dream Team 

Big Sis Marine

Despite everything, we’re still 5th. Patty & Acid look to Dungeons & Dragons to get through this tough time and talk about just wanting the good vibes back. Plus: we break the news of a super secret Spurs wedding and get arts-and-craftsy with Richarlison.

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Jack Pitt-Brooke on Stellini and Mason 

Alasdair Gold on Mason fuming at Stellini 

The manager search -  How about Poch or Poch?

Anna Modler-Dier 

Sonny and Harry do the fork challenge 

Harry and BennyBoo make fried rice 

Richarlison our cute little ally and arts and crafts pigeon 

Charlie Eccleshare's curtains  

BB of the Week

Spurs AI babies 

Baby Sonny eating japchae 

Ryan and Rachel Mason's new BB 

Alex and Charlie Morgan 

Bentancur and Melany on holz with their BB 

The Lloris family and their silky hair 

The chicest family goes to Disney