Stand Against Gerrymandering in Virginia

03/10/2026

The Porchlight Patriot urges Virginians to oppose a proposed 10–1 gerrymander, calling it a blatant power grab by political leaders who once promised fairness. Highlighting political hypocrisy and manipulation, the message encourages voters to show up at the polls on April 21st to defend fair representation and reject partisan districting tactics.

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