HAT 10: Stand That sound you hear in the distance… That’s the rumbling advance of arrested development, low standards, and aggressive ambivalence rolling in like a lunatic Greek god on a chariot of shame and misery. It seemed… once upon a time… that a plurality of the proletariat would rise, without trepidation, to stare down such licentious assholery and… wait, wait, wait. What? HERE’S A THING.