Are you fascinated by gold? In this episode of "Stand-up Artificial," we'll explore the allure and absurdity of the shiny, yellow metal that has captivated humans for centuries. From gold-covered burgers to the original FOMO of the gold rush, we'll take a humorous look at how much effort we put into finding and admiring this precious metal. And let's not forget the phrase "worth its weight in gold" – because when you say something is worth its weight in gold, you're basically saying it's worth a small fortune (or a really intense workout at the gym). But despite its weight and expense, gold has managed to maintain its value and allure throughout history, making it a symbol of wealth, power, and success. So, grab your gold pan and join us in the hunt for the shiny stuff. And stay tuned until the end for a funny "did you know" about the amount of gold in the Earth's core. Laughter is the best medicine, especially when you're trying to figure out how to turn everything you own into gold like King Midas.