Who exactly is Who Pie Goldberg? Or is that Hoo Pie Goldberg? Most importantly of all, why does she so resemble Captain Picard’s Ten Forward hostess, Guinan? Ask Data, Will Riker, Troi, Dr. Crusher, Geordi LaForge or Worf for their expert analysis. But just watch out for those t-shirts during transport.

This is a hilarious Next Generation sketch produced for the HBO televised charity event for homeless assistance, Comic Relief.

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