A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… and boy do I mean a long time ago! Like back when a fella' who repeatedly forces himself on a woman was seen as a charming rapscallion, rather than the mondo creep we see him for today. Back when Pop-Up Video was a normal everyday occurrence, making Mickey, Donald, and Goofy seem more welcoming than grating. And back before Maury Povich could tell you who your father was before he could blind side you with that info at the least opportune time. It’s Disney Dunces: Episode XL - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back!