Turmoil has engulfed Sorry Meadows.

The wi-fi of Sammy to outlying hosts is in dispute.

 Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly broadband,

 the greedy Jack, Rhys and Mike have stopped all contact to the small town of Portsmouth.

While we endlessly debate this alarming chain of events,

Melanie has secretly dispatched a Zoom chat room,

where the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy,

can settle their conflict... Are the Prequels good or bad?