Starcrash may be the worst Star Wars rip off I have ever seen. A rush job to capitalize of the success that George Lucas was having the previous year, but without any of the charm.

But wait, before you decide not to watch, it does have David Hasslhoff and a robot named Elle who sounds like Ernest P Warhol. And I guess that is kind of cool.

So join us in a galaxy far, far away, as we blast off into Starcrash!