Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse...it did.

Catherine, James, and Wasuf execute plans poorly and focus on the wrong things. Daddy Trip is so hot and dirty. Brucke doesn't know how to slap. And no matter how bad things get, Eva just keeps rolling.

Brucke and Aset try to out-evil each other. Everyone else? They pretty much just sit and watch.

Brucke has delusions of grandeur, Catherine gets high AF and suddenly feels ready to conquer the Nazis on her own. Wasif and James just want some tasty food. Your podcast hosts would settle for something as simple as being able to keep their own names straight.

James gets smacked. Catherine speaks loudly and slowly. Aset likes guns. Brucke plays the Nazis greatest hits.

Unlike our "heroes," these nazis know how to have a good time. Nothing like home movies to get the party started!

Catherine and James are the worst. Kathy and Mary get annoyed and stop wondering why there was only one season of this show. But on occasion, Wasef is amusing.

Meeting new aliens is hard. Figuring out the stargate is hard. Wearing pants is hard. Life is hard.

The professor gets thrown through the gate, Catherine kicks butt, and Nazis argue about which side is their good side. Spoiler alert: Nazis don't have a good side.

Did we need a movie to wrap up the Ori? Seeing as we didn't know that the Ori were still a problem, we're not sure we did. Also, there's replicators because why not? But not those Pegasus Galaxy replicators. The Milky Way Galaxy ones that are exactly the same. At least it's better than the series finale. Way better. But that was a pretty low bar.