Remember that planet Daniel got stuck on where the people were at war? Well he’s stuck there again and they’re still at war. RSVP Pendergast et al, every Rand person, and all Caledonians. War over I guess though? The end.

Rodney should have died like 5 different times, right?

If a woman wants the right to vote, then apparently it means she's brainwashed. Also, changing your mind about a thing means you're brainwashed too. Outspoken about any political topics? Yup. Brainwashed. But you know who can't be brainwashed (again)? Teal'c! And who's gonna save the day? Also Teal'c.

It's a who's who of annoying minor characters in a crossover with SG1! And we once again need to figure out, "Who's the secret goa'uld??"

Any description ideas? All if got is: Too many SG1 teams on are on earth, Dr. Frasier and Martooth, are here, Kathy and Mary are recording in the same room--everything is just wrong.

Sheppard gets sucked into a time dilation cave with bad signage. He meets some new friends, meditates, fights a T-Rex/Smoke Monster thing, judges his new friends lifestyle, and goes home. It was the best day/6 months ever!

Did you watch Voyager? Remember that episode where Paris gets falsely accused of murder and a fake memory of that murder is implanted in his head? Yeah. This is that. But with Mitchell.

Teyla pretends she can't fit through the bars of a wraith cell, so it's Ronon and his hair knives to the rescue! Action!Rodney gets to play for once. The wraith are very, very dumb.

When the team comes up with a questionable plan to get a prior blood sample, we end up with a lot scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then more scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then still more. Meanwhile, as the prior plague becomes a pandemic, Orlin dons the world's tiniest biohazard suit while he continues to search for a cure. But finally an unexpected hero needles his way in to save the day.

Team SHRRT stumbles into an obvious trap and is forced to take drugs and carry out the dumbest attack plan Ford could make. It's off to a rough start when Rodney is forced to stay behind and two of Ford's men are rematerialized over a cliff. Maybe things will begin looking up in part 2?