Things take a problematic turn when the writers don't stop to think about how gross it is to write an episode about a guy who basically drugs a bunch of women to get them to marry him. And when Mary has too many beers before recording, the political filters come off...

Who doesn't love a cross-over episode? Rodney is working with Sam and Mitchell, Weir is working Daniel and Vala and...Morgan le Fay? Sheppard is around too, with a supply of lemons in his flack jacket. Totally normal.

The team on Atlantis betrays Michael (and all his wraith pals) again, and now they've got a couple hundred elves to look after. Not too surprisingly, since the effects of the retrovirus are not permanent, things go very, very badly. But on the bright side, despite some in-depth questioning, the Doctor, er, Woolsey decides to let Weir keep her job despite some terrible choices lately.

It's permanent nap time on Vagonbrei but SG1 wants to stay up and play with science and lizards. Who wouldn't?! Vala wants to play, too but Landry first wants to make sure she can play nice with others...

Things work out just fine for Team Shrrt, not great for Michael, pretty bad for the Daedalus, and catastrophically for the Russian's and their brand new space ship. What's the fix? More wraith retrovirus! What could go wrong?

A low stakes rescue, yet another run-of-the-mill Daniel death fake-out, and the return of Vala. You'd think they'd want to start their last season off with a bang. Apparently they had opted not to.

The plan with the wraith retrovirus worked so well before, why don't we revisit that? What could go wrong? Probably everything. Our money is on everything.

Sorry, SG-1 the Ori are here and your weapon is in another castle. Or planet.

The floor being lava is only fun when you're watching it on Netflix while the entire world is locked down during a pandemic. Team ShRRT, on the other hand, are not having a good time with lava in this episode...

Vala's back! Kind of. Not really. She's just inhabiting Daniel's body and telling us what she's been up to these last few months. Turn's out shit's been going down out in the Ori galaxy...