In this hilarious and relatable monologue, Judge Ryan will take you on a deep dive into his own mind, a place where a simple "Quick Chat" can trigger a full-blown internal crisis. He introduces us to Cecil B. DeAnxiety, his brain's personified drama director, and its co-pilot, Toxic Empathy, which causes him to absorb everyone else’s stress. From scripting his own termination over an email to navigating the debilitating chaos of everyday decisions, Ryan details the absurd worst-case scenarios his mind fabricates.

Through a "three-course meal" of self-roasting, Judge Ryan examines how this constant mental turmoil affects his life. Ultimately, he argues that these exhausting struggles are not just flaws, but the source of a hidden superpower, revealing how his anxieties have forged a surprising resilience. He shows that by finding the humor in his chaotic inner world, he can navigate life with a new kind of strength.