A couple wanting to spend a quiet lunch together, away from the spying eyes of the office help, picked up a pizza and headed for a nearby park.  When the box was opened, however, they found not only the pizza but the funds from the restaurant's previous day's business which had been hidden in the box for safekeeping.  Fearing that they might be accused of theft, they immediately returned the money; whereupon, the owner of the shop, so impressed at their honesty, said, "Let me call the newspaper and have them do a story.  Just think how impressive it is‑‑you find the money and return it.  I can't believe it."  Immediately the couple was horror‑stricken.  "Oh, please don't do that," they pleaded, "we're not married to each other and we wouldn't want our picture in the papers!"