Drew became a Thanksgiving statistic and contracted the Coronavirus. He explains his symptoms, the testing process, and quarantine life. Then the crew discusses Pfizer’s fancy vaccine and says goodbye to the Arecibo Observatory. Rob and Drew highlight the accomplishments of Christopher Columbus and give the devil his due. An Instagram thot got murdered, and an Onlyfans thot stopped a robbery. George R.R. Martin is fat and lazy. The crew has a spirited discourse on PEDs and a 4-day workweek.