Why do you need to know ANYTHING about my health when my classes are all ONLINE!? I smell a case of nosy liberalism... 

At the same time as the Biden admin attempts to pass a bill that would force banks to report to the government all purchases over $600, my university is pressuring me to upload whether I've gotten the think that rhymes with cot even though I don't even step foot on to the campus.  Oh, and illegal aliens are chasing senators down and harassing them in bathrooms.

Buckle up, grab an espresso, and BE UNCANCELLABLE. 

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