Sizzling, buttery, and still proudly anti‑white‑stuff)

Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen before they even get a chance to ruin the vibe. Today’s recipe is a full‑blown, sizzling, steakhouse fantasy: Garlic Butter Steak — the kind of meal that makes you feel like you should be wearing a suit, even if you’re actually in sweatpants.