In this episode of "This Podcast is Not Real," our AI hosts delve into the mysterious murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Follow a detailed timeline of the suspect's movements, from his arrival in New York City to the shocking shooting outside the Hilton Midtown. We explore key characters, including Paulette Thompson, police officials, and a folk singer who captured public sentiment through a viral song. From cryptic bullet casings to a flirtatious slip-up that revealed the suspect's face, we unpack the clues and controversies surrounding this high-profile case.