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STOLE COIN - Save The Ozone Layer Eco-sphere
Introduction:
Ever since the truth came out that methane is one of the greatest contributors to the destruction of life on this planet it has become apparent to one and maybe a few others that this needs to be taken care of.
Although the numbers of Bison have been reduced, they have since been replaced with cattle, who seem to be blamed for all the methane problems.
However, the fact of the matter is, rarely anyone, except for a few radical extremists who want to “cull humanity” have realized that it isn’t the grass grazing animals that have increased in numbers, it is us humans.
There are seven billion methane producing creatures on this planet whose rear end muscles that a planet was named after (Uranus) by some bloggers estimates, keep letting out in excess of 7 trillion tankers worth of methane.
So rather than blame those poor innocent cattle, or look up to those who wish to cull humanity and along side that change the recipes at some of the best known restaurants so as to include beetles and beetle juice. No not the TV character, but the little critters that are called creepy crawlys.
i.e.
“Two all bug patties, special beetle sauce, lettuce, tofu on a sesame seed gluten free bun.”
This new ingredients list has caused an uproar among many people. Mainly because it can’t be said in under a certain amount of seconds, hence the promotional give away deals whereby kids were given a free soda/soft drink/juice of their choice is now no longer possible.
It will destroy the whole experience and joy of getting stuff for free and hence ruin the utopia that so many so dearly wish to see.
“Money for nothing and the drinks for free!”.
For more information please go to:
https://hive.blog/satire/@jackmiller/stole-coin-save-the-ozone-layer-eco-sphere
On YouTube:
https://youtu.be/Z5YmhcXVjoc
Disclaimer:
The above satirical text is not deliberately promoting or mocking anyone or anything.
If anyone feels that we are JABbing them with this satire, then too bad so sad, go look for a safe space or go find someone who allegedly cares. We don’t!
We do not promote or wish for anyone to go out and start shoving anything up into any hole in their body or the body of any other creature. Leave that job to the Customs Officers at the airports.
We do not claim that anything stated about any type of “STOLE COIN” in any way, manner, context or form is factual.
If anything may in any way resemble anything seen, heard, experienced or not in any way, who cares, that obviously wasn’t and isn’t the intention, sort of, maybe, idk. Who cares.
In the event that there is a “STOLE COIN” out there, or if one is to come about at any time in future, all we can say is “F#CK IT”, and it is sure not anything related to this satirical text.
The one and only thing that we can definitely say, without ripping one is:
NONE OF THE ABOVE is financial advice.
THE ABOVE IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
If you don't get it, then this world in trouble!
& yes, you can let one rip for now.
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By Jack MillerIntroduction:
Ever since the truth came out that methane is one of the greatest contributors to the destruction of life on this planet it has become apparent to one and maybe a few others that this needs to be taken care of.
Although the numbers of Bison have been reduced, they have since been replaced with cattle, who seem to be blamed for all the methane problems.
However, the fact of the matter is, rarely anyone, except for a few radical extremists who want to “cull humanity” have realized that it isn’t the grass grazing animals that have increased in numbers, it is us humans.
There are seven billion methane producing creatures on this planet whose rear end muscles that a planet was named after (Uranus) by some bloggers estimates, keep letting out in excess of 7 trillion tankers worth of methane.
So rather than blame those poor innocent cattle, or look up to those who wish to cull humanity and along side that change the recipes at some of the best known restaurants so as to include beetles and beetle juice. No not the TV character, but the little critters that are called creepy crawlys.
i.e.
“Two all bug patties, special beetle sauce, lettuce, tofu on a sesame seed gluten free bun.”
This new ingredients list has caused an uproar among many people. Mainly because it can’t be said in under a certain amount of seconds, hence the promotional give away deals whereby kids were given a free soda/soft drink/juice of their choice is now no longer possible.
It will destroy the whole experience and joy of getting stuff for free and hence ruin the utopia that so many so dearly wish to see.
“Money for nothing and the drinks for free!”.
For more information please go to:
https://hive.blog/satire/@jackmiller/stole-coin-save-the-ozone-layer-eco-sphere
On YouTube:
https://youtu.be/Z5YmhcXVjoc
Disclaimer:
The above satirical text is not deliberately promoting or mocking anyone or anything.
If anyone feels that we are JABbing them with this satire, then too bad so sad, go look for a safe space or go find someone who allegedly cares. We don’t!
We do not promote or wish for anyone to go out and start shoving anything up into any hole in their body or the body of any other creature. Leave that job to the Customs Officers at the airports.
We do not claim that anything stated about any type of “STOLE COIN” in any way, manner, context or form is factual.
If anything may in any way resemble anything seen, heard, experienced or not in any way, who cares, that obviously wasn’t and isn’t the intention, sort of, maybe, idk. Who cares.
In the event that there is a “STOLE COIN” out there, or if one is to come about at any time in future, all we can say is “F#CK IT”, and it is sure not anything related to this satirical text.
The one and only thing that we can definitely say, without ripping one is:
NONE OF THE ABOVE is financial advice.
THE ABOVE IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
If you don't get it, then this world in trouble!
& yes, you can let one rip for now.