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In a wild ride from Mumford’s banjo-banging nostalgia to the existential dread of dodging "whitefish" women and their psychic cock-blocking accusations, this episode spirals into a cosmic roast of corporate clowns and their penny-pinching, soul-crushing shenanigans. It’s a fever dream of stomp-clap anthems, suburban white flight, and the eternal quest to not be screwed over by a system that hands out bonuses like candy to CEOs who tank Bed Bath & Beyond.