Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation with Rodney Smith. In this episode, we dive into pressing topics like missing persons, flyers, communism, and more. We're all about equality, inclusion, and making fun of every dumb thing that everybody might do. We also discuss the importance of work ethic, the concept of communism, and the debate on gun control. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a rating. If you're listening on an audio streaming platform, check the link for the video episode. Enjoy the ride and remember, everything is interconnected in this giant human centipede of life and energy!
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In this episode of the Bite Sized podcast titled "Dangerous Misinformation," host Rodney Smith opens with a cheerful greeting, expressing gratitude for the audience tuning in. He sets the tone by mentioning the podcast's unconventional approach, aiming to inspire topics for listeners to bring up in social gatherings. The episode covers various subjects, including poor people, missing persons flyers, communism, and more, all sprinkled with Rodney's humor and unique perspective.
Rodney delves into the concept of equality, discussing how people of different backgrounds and genders should be able to make fun of each other equally. He reflects on his past experiences, sharing anecdotes about his relationships, music preferences, and moments from his teenage years. He reminisces about the challenges he faced, such as having to clean his own bathroom and dealing with outdated technology like iPods without aux cord hookups.
The episode takes a humorous turn as Rodney discusses the absurdity of certain situations, including political figures' actions and the pitfalls of overthinking. He shares a dream he had about recording a podcast with Hogatha, a fellow content creator, and the chaotic events that unfolded in the dream.
Addressing serious topics, Rodney expresses his perspective on gun control and police violence. He proposes disarming civilians while allowing the police to be armed, albeit with concerns about government corruption. He sarcastically highlights the flaws in historical attempts at implementing socialism and communism.
Throughout the episode, Rodney invites listeners to engage with his content, urging them to leave ratings, subscribe to his YouTube channel, and check out his book, "The Petty Principles," available on Amazon. He also contemplates the idea of reducing podcast episodes from five days a week to four, seeking feedback from the audience.
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Hi everybody! Thank you for tuning in a dangerous misinformation. I'm Rodney Smith. This is the Bite Sized podcast to inspire topics for you to ruin family dinners and social gatherings. Join us today's will be going over' pressing topics such as' poor people missing persons, flyers, communism, and much much much more fun for the entire family please leave a rating, stick around to the end this is dangerous misinformation
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greetings. Everybody thank you, thank you, for tuning in this is dangerous misinformation, the number one source in the world for all things frightening. All things frightening. Very, very, spooky things a little late for spooky season but it's not even scary dude. I promise if this is your first time tuning in this is the only podcast in the world where we lov e or a body, but we also make fun of every dumb thing that everybody might do because that is true equality and that is one thing I stand for.
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and Rodney has a dream and that means I have a dream that one day little white boys and little black boys and little whatever boys and it's not like only people with penis is can be boys because we already know that people with there's female penis is when I say little boys, that's an' inclusive term' like saying you guys okay when I'm saying all you boys because yeah, there's women with penis is a female penis
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different. From a male penis because it's a female's penis so anyways I have a dream that lil baws of all creeds and colors and no matter what gender their penis is can all play together and make fun of each others equally. I don't know why I said each others but well, I guess I wanted to include day them god look at me, dude I'm just truck
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I'm just truck truck truck and along and on the path of inclusion and tolerance and understanding. So I don't know about you, but I'm pretty proud of' myself so next pride festival that comes around I better get a float I better get the petty float, the giant dangerous misinformation rims the fugging spree Wells that you spin them in they keep spinning everyone rappers had those rims that just kept spinning the blades chopping blades I think as soon as rappers rims stopped spinning and they stopped wearing jerseys backwards and they stopped taking the stickers off their hats or stop not taking the stickers off their hats wait, how do you say that it's okay? As? Soon as? Rappers stopped having the rims that kept spinning stopped wearing football jerseys backwards and started taking the stickers off their hat wow, that really just put my brain in a I think I have alzheimer's I think I'm coming down with a case of early dementia because I couldn't
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string that sentence together that's really when the music started lacking, we went from fucking I like the way you do that right there to whatever the fuck is on the radio now cause I couldn't tell you so I was like, who's your favorite rapper bro? I'm 33 think I have a favorite rapper I don't give a fuck I have my favorite blanket,
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yeah, I've been really listened to Music Sense. I think the last time I went music digging was like during quarantine when I first got laid off and I was just like sitting around the house and waiting for the world to resume watching A Walking Dead and shit like that I remember my ex girlfriend at the time you know you're I'm her my ex girlfriend at the time she had to go because she was working at a restaurant so I was working for this aviation company and then so I got laid off but I had because I got laid off you know, and I had wait, no, I wasn't even laid off it, I was just saying I can't even remember, but either way I was good, you know, because of my unemployment was like a thousand bucks a week and then plus I got the severance package from my work and then before they got like they just told us to stay home you know I mean and so she kinda got fuck cause she was working at this restaurant and uh so she what? She didn't have an? Income so she had to go get a job during quarantine and then for me was like well what? Why why am? I gonna go get some bullshit ass job because I'm making the same amount of money
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I was at my job where I was working for 5 years and I love all my benefits and stuff so why would I go work at Walmart, you know and so she would go work at this it was like a mortgage lending place and she had this like Indian supervisor who was just a huge dick so she would get off work from working like 10 hours and you know how women left her work right and she would come home and I would have just and I would just be in my fucking sweatpants all day, just fucking looking for new Young Thug songs and making memes like she would get home back. Oh babe, check out this meme I made and, then uh
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ha ha as you can guess things did not work out but that's' okay to you because I've made some' fire memes and those memes of lettuce here everything is interconnected dude we're like one big giant human sentipede of life and energy though the fucking mouth of the thing connects to whatever dude we started at the asshole and now we're at the mouth and we eaten fam so please be sure to leave a rating please be sure to subscribe
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eating up them subscriptions. I think about what 2.8 something thousand subscribers on YouTube now, which is pretty cool but the videos aren't getting hits and so I don't know. I don't know what's' going on' there but it's okay so if you're listening this on a audio streaming platform, check the link. There's a link for the video episode so even if you don't like watching the video episode just do me a favor. Go to the YouTube and subscribe to the YouTube and yeah, if you want me to if you do YouTube stuff you want me to follow you back you just leave a message on a video but okay came here from the audio thing and I'll follow you back and I'll check your stuff out too dude uh cause yeah, I've been working hard dog I've been working hard so um, speaking of working hard okay poor people just need to work harder. I'm tired of hearing poor people complain. Okay and they say, oh, you got your white privilege like this one guy you said to me other day oh well, it's not even the color of his skin it's almost the texture of his skin he doesn't look like he's been on the job site
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I haven't had any sort of rough moments in my life just because I'm this attractive you think I haven't had a bunch of setbacks, okay the thing that people are poor because they haven't learned a good work ethic okay so when I was younger, my maids my parents maids they didn't even clean my bathroom and so I think with a lot of these people they didn't have to clean their own bathrooms. So all these people that are poor now like their maids when they were growing up like in the hood and shit like that they never developed a work ethic so where I was lucky where my maids didn't clean my bathroom like they would only clean the main area you know what I mean and I would get so annoyed back. Fuck I gotta scrub my own toilets and then you know, then I'd be tired from that and then what? I'd go take my truck that my dad bought me for my 16th birthday right? I would get? In my truck in this thing it didn't even have an ox cord hookup
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people like oh you've never faced dude I didn't have a fucking ox cord hookup so I did take my 32 gig iPod at the time okay, this thing didn't even have internet access had to plug it into the computer, put the songs on the iPod. I would have to take my iPod and I had to run it through this little rinky dink little radio thing that I got it probably a Radio Shack and there would be static. Interference okay dude. I don't know a man people want to act like I've never been through anything. And uh, whatever dude whatever dude, a bunch of virtue signaling is coming from y'all, dude, it's like John Federman hanging all the pictures of all the lost people in Palestine or Israel on as well. Do you guys see that John Federman? He tweeted let's go look at? The tweet
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x What is happening on X?
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John Federman, fetterman?
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Oh God, he's been doing' a lot of tweeting today should have been ironing his clothes. Aye
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all right. So John Federman posted on his Twitter he said, we've hung up all, the posters of all, the Lost People in Israel in my office and it's a very good thing that he did that because I don't know how else they're gonna find these people. And that's why when I see people tearing down the posters of the Israelis in Minnesota, I get very upset because what if the people in Minnesota recognize that person that's missing in Israel and the flyers not there in Minnesota for to show them
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fucking ridiculous. Dude dude, I had a dream last night that I was gonna record a podcast with Hogatha which we keep meaning to do, but so in my dream it was being produced by Barstool Sports. One of us had I think I was coming on hogatha's podcast. So must have been hogatha's sponsorship but all these people from Barstool were there you know, I don't know, any of their names what all these people were there Dave wasn't there but like Glenny Balls was there and I think he was kind of the executive producer and there was like 20 people to help make this podcast happen right? So Hogatha and I walk in hogatha's looking stunning and we sit down and then the Glenny Balls comes over and he starts pitching all these ideas and I don't remember exactly what the ideas were and then hog a thun I both look at each other we're like ah no, we're not gonna, we're just gonna do our thing and then these other people come in like oh no you should do this you should do this and we keep wanting to just start and they keep just pitching throwing all these ideas at us that are just like god awful right?
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And then eventually like I get up I'm like okay, I'm gonna you guys work this out so I go walk around and then it got to a point where then Hogatha got so pissed off so everybody kept trying to tell her what to do and I was super annoyed then we all just started fucking brawling and I was laughing like the brawl was so funny as Hogotha was just fucking close lining people and uh yeah and then I I woke up did
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realized back to reality not being sponsored by bar stool and still broke
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that's why we need communism bro, communism works because when I was a teenager working at Little Caesars, the 40 year old guy that I worked with he taught me all about communism and he told me it would work and it stuck with me all these years because one time when we were smoking Sherm in his mom's basement he told me how communism would save the world because in 20 years everything's gonna be automated and this is before I ever heard of AI. Okay, now this guy he understood how the world works okay he was fucking smart like he had this technique about getting the dough done like I was just a dumb little young kid so I didn't really know what the frick I was doing but he would have all the dough done and everything I beg through this guy he's smart and he told me he's the person that really explained me how the world should work and that communism is a thing and will save us all I believe him he hasn't been wrong about anything yet I mean AI is obviously happening, so uh
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shout out to his mom for letting us smoke the Sherm.
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all right. And here's the thought I'm gonna' leave y'all with we're gonna start winding things down where we at time wise? Yeah, it looks about right um as these podcasts get deep they start out like Mondays episodes 20 minutes, Tuesdays episodes like 18 minutes, Wednesdays 16 minutes,
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you know. Those talk about they talk about Kiltoni, how hard it is to do a minute every week it's like bitch, I do 20 minutes every single day
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whatever, not take anything away from I just I don't know. I'm not even gonna talk shit about that show because I love that show
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but what was I gonna talk about oh yeah, I think we need to take guns away from everybody so the police are the only ones with guns. No civilian has any use for a gun, not a single use okay, but the police are violent and they do a lot of police brutalities. What we need to do as well is defund the cops, but you might be like well, that may know but vigilante is and needs to be outlawed as well. So if we just make the guns illegal none of the criminals will have any of the guns, and then for the remaining police that are there that we don't be fund. It's good for them to be the only ones that are armed because the government is obviously crooked and we're scared of them. So it's good for us to only' want them the authorities that have any sort of weapons, you know because if you're looking anywhere historically uh let me look anywhere else in the world where there's a guns away it's always worked out every single time every time you try socialism, communism take all the guns away or put a guy with dimension charge, it goes good and anyway it says otherwise
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they're spreading dangerous misinformation and they shouldn't be doing that because that is my job. They can't take my Jude
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all right. I'm gonna sign out I'm running out of shit to say right now please be sure to leave a rating go pick up my book The Petty Principles available on Amazon for 669, go subscribe on the YouTube channel like I said before or leave a rating in your favorite audio app uh, help the channel out, do what you can appreciate y'all being here and I can't actually decide if I'm I'm thinking I' might just start only doing the podcast Monday through Thursday, so then that gives Friday people time to catch up cause 4 episodes that's pretty much an' hour um, I don't know. I gotta think about that one anyways love y'all long time. Let me know what you think about that actually reach out. Let me know if you think it's a good idea or bad idea to not do the podcast on Friday. Oh God excuse me, deuces
The episode showcases Rodney Smith's unique storytelling style, blending humor, personal anecdotes, and social commentary on a wide range of topics.