This week in our Backpage News we have an anime voice actor selling fart ASMR and a guy getting arrested for scanning pornographic images in a Walmart for 'his homies locked up'. Our segment is Shoot the Shit where we roast people who count their steps. In sports we talk Madden ratings and lastly we have 5  'Of the Weeks' including Stick a quarter in your ass cuz you played yourself of the week.