The American political class has a malignant infestation of pedophilia and sociopathy. This is no longer wild speculation or unsubstantiated conspiracy theory; I've got receipts. Buckle up for the final installment of Necessary Evil before my 3-year respite, after which I plan to return more radicalized than ever. I know you will miss me dearly, much as Jesus's disciples yearned for his company as they waited for him to return from the desert. I will return, my son. But until then, be this the leg of your journey in which you must walk alone. Question everything, stop letting other people think for you, and always remember: we libertarians are content with allowing you to live your life in whichever way you see fit, so long as you don't tell us how to live ours. I bid you farewell, and wish you the best.