This week was SUPPOSED to be a Quickie where 'Stina tells the girls about Nora Roberts’ Identity.

And for a solid 30 minutes? They really tried.

But somewhere between the Palomas, the wine/liquor combo, and one too many side quests…everything completely derailed. Naturally.

Instead, the ladies spiral into chaotic discussions about the SJMverse, Tristan & Isolde retellings, why Fifty Shades still deserves jail time, random book tangents, emotional support nonsense, and the general struggle of simply making it through the week.