Welcome back to You're Not Special, where the only thing scarier than Halloween… is the dinner rush. In this Part 2 of Stories From the Server Grave, Erin Loman Jeck and Dr. Sizzle drag you through the restaurant underworld: the ghosts of terrible tippers, the cursed brides, the salt-allergic liars, and the guy who thinks "mid-rare enough" is a temperature.

This episode serves up: 🔥 A capitalist philosopher who leaves a 25¢ tip like he's Benjamin Franklin 🔥 The woman allergic to salt, garlic, onions, soy, joy, and flavor 🔥 A Bridezilla who wants "emotional support skills" with her mimosa 🔥 Grandma eating Costco ice cream straight from the tub like a feral queen 🔥 A steak-sending sociopath who flips his plate AND his brain 🔥 The Ansel-system fire disaster that baptized the whole kitchen 🔥 The diaper-changing table monster that should be banned from society 🔥 Friends who "forgot their wallets" (and their dignity) 🔥 Ice bucket baptisms, wine snobs who don't know wine, and servers plotting revenge

PLUS: Comfort-food confessions, garden flexing, trout-and-pancake nightmares, and Erin and Aaron going FULL therapy session on childhood casseroles.

It's unhinged. It's disgusting. It's heartwarming. It's why servers drink. Pull up a chair, tip at least 20%, and remember: You're not special. But these stories? Legendary.