“Run! Just run! Go!”

Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) are trapped in a labyrinth! Which is totally fine cause it turns out a labyrinth is just basically a really long hallway. So, why did Theseus need help navigating it to slay the Minotaur? Turns out, Daedalus really is just that good.

Other topics include not-so-hot takes about the Frozen level in Kingdom Hearts 3, DJ’s maze-solving superpower, a probably terrible synopsis of a horror movie no one in this episode has seen, and a mysterious December project coming to the Muses of Mythology Patreon.

Here’s a link to the essays Darien referenced in this episode: https://www.luc.edu/medieval/labyrinths/index.shtml

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Spoilers for Heroes of Olympus, Trials of Apollo, Hades, The Stanley Parable, The Legend of Zelda, DC Comics, The Labyrinth, Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey, Kingdom Hearts 3, We Were Here 2, Pan’s Labyrinth, and  Remnant from the Ashes 

Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about death, mental illness, bestiality, murder, imprisonment, kidnapping, human sacrifice, Christianity, and religious conversion. 

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Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.

Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart

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