Story Five

Yes Ladies is a series of erotic short stories written by Evie Glasshouse. Enjoy!

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q: Women don't masturbate - why is this here?
A: Are you asking about the clitoris or the podcast? (Serious answer: Women do, and should, masturbate. Frequently and unashamedly.)

Q: Isn't there already porn for women?
A: Yes, but we are really horny and need more. (Serious answer: There is, and female directors and writers are making more from a female perspective, which is great! But maybe women want something else? Something they can listen to, instead of watching.)

Q:Who is this for?
A: Adults who appreciate explicit stories featuring consenting, empowered adults.

Q: Whose voice is that?
A: I cast actors to record the stories.

Q: Do you get turned on by your own stories?
A: Yes. 

Q: Isn't masturbating a sin?
A: Not the way I do it.

Q: What do I do if I don't like a story?
A: Try masturbating furiously to it. Or just try another one. 

Q: Not all the stories are heterosexual - can I still enjoy them?
A: No, that is forbidden.

Q: Headphones or not?
A: Depends where you are. 

Q: Do you use sex tips from magazines?
A: Only on Tuesdays. 

Q: You aim to write inclusive stories - what does that mean?
A: It means I don't mind if you use your left or right hand.

Q: Is the language of love universal?
A: Not sure, so I've gone with English.

Q: Why don't you just watch porn instead?
A: I don't want to. And it's harder to do on the tube. 

Q: Can I try out moves I read in your stories?
A: I'll consider it research and not plagiarism: go ahead.

Q: Aren't you embarrassed to admit you masturbate?
A: Nope.

Q: Do you take submissions?
A: For story themes, yes. Please don't post any items of clothing or sex paraphernalia. 

Q: Why aren't there more puns in your stories?
A: It's really hard not to put them in, but usually they don't fit well and it doesn't feel good.

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Yes Ladies is a series of erotic short stories written by Evie Glasshouse. Enjoy! FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS: Q: Women don't masturbate - why is this here? A: Are you asking about the clitoris or the podcast? (Serious answer: Women do, and should, masturbate. Frequently and unashamedly.) Q: Isn't there already porn for women? A: Yes, but we are really horny and need more. (Serious answer: There is, and female directors and writers are making more from a female perspective, which is great! But maybe women want something else? Something they can listen to, instead of watching.) Q:Who is this for? A: Adults who appreciate explicit stories featuring consenting, empowered adults. Q: Whose voice is that? A: I cast actors to record the stories. Q: Do you get turned on by your own stories? A: Yes. Q: Isn't masturbating a sin? A: Not the way I do it. Q: What do I do if I don't like a story? A: Try masturbating furiously to it. Or just try another one. Q: Not all the stories are heterosexual - can I still enjoy them? A: No, that is forbidden. Q: Headphones or not? A: Depends where you are. Q: Do you use sex tips from magazines? A: Only on Tuesdays. Q: You aim to write inclusive stories - what does that mean? A: It means I don't mind if you use your left or right hand. Q: Is the language of love universal? A: Not sure, so I've gone with English. Q: Why don't you just watch porn instead? A: I don't want to. And it's harder to do on the tube. Q: Can I try out moves I read in your stories? A: I'll consider it research and not plagiarism: go ahead. Q: Aren't you embarrassed to admit you masturbate? A: Nope. Q: Do you take submissions? A: For story themes, yes. Please don't post any items of clothing or sex paraphernalia. Q: Why aren't there more puns in your stories? A: It's really hard not to put them in, but usually they don't fit well and it doesn't feel good.

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