One wheel to roll them all — and in the laughter bind them

Today is the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Race, where brave souls chase a 7lb wheel of cheese down one of the steepest hills in England.

So of course… I had to write a fantasy version.

Monks, mist, a lake of molten cheese, and a mysterious saboteur trying to ruin the fun. But some magic defends itself—with joy.

Bring snacks. Preferably crackers.