Was Sun Myung Moon a perfect child? Did his early years affect his worldview? And just how reliable is the autobiography as a window into the real story of our True Father?

The OSB team are starting a sporadic series of episodes during which they journey through a story, starting with the autobiography of Sun Myung Moon, "As a Peace-Loving Global Citizen." This week, the geezers review Chapter One, ruminating on True Father's language skills, his treatment of cows and his ability to spin a story.