A strained perspective on ear wax, hair pomade, and parking from Simon Eli Vella.  You will find his writing on Wordpress at https://strained.me/.  If you enjoy my podcast, please become my patron, and I'll narrate stories 2-3 times a week, https://patron.podbean.com/crowdfund/profile/id/9cvtx-3e8/Does-This-Happen-to-You.