We hate WindowsBill got his DSL cut offWe love our Linux BoxesFriday the 13th is not more unlucky than any other FridayKnights TemplarMan in Singapore gets a jail time and caning for sniffing arm pitsLeader of body parts ring apologizes in court.Pluto gets a consolation prizeSusan Atkins wants a compassionate release from prisonFrank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroine in the diaper he was wearingA ban on bikinis in Utah at a city pool expected to be revisedMan gets ticket for going topless in public (Criminal Nakedness)Nobody understands striking it lucky like this galOne horned deer looks like the Mystical UnicornFlying saucer in the works