A stiletto flies across the room, a wig slides off mid song, and the “doctor” flirting at the bar turns out to live in an extended stay hotel with four shirts and a personality that changes every ten minutes. Just a normal shift for Alexis, a strip club waitress who joins us to spill what nightlife and dating actually look like when the lights come on, and the lies get tired.

We get into slow nights, chaotic customers, and dating stories that make you question the entire male species for about fifteen minutes. There is the catfish who showed up late, trauma dumped before the appetizers, and somehow still “forgot” his wallet. Then the mystery scrubs guy whose life story unraveled faster than a cheap wig in a wind tunnel.

Between karaoke attempts, tooth collecting, and turning rats into tiny taxidermy art pieces, Alexis explains how she can spot a walking red flag in under three minutes and why the hottest move a woman can make is grabbing her purse and leaving when a man starts acting weird.

It is chaotic, hilarious, and a little flirty. Send this to your friend who keeps saying “but he seemed nice at first.”

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