You’re lying on the couch on your side with your belly beside you. It’s slightly bulging over the edge of the cushions. When did you get this fat? You slowly rub your belly. It feels hard as a rock beneath a layer of soft fat that’s especially plushy at the bottom. You puff out your cheeks as a burp escapes. It seems like the weight is just piling on these days, faster than you ever thought possible. Your belly just keeps expanding. Then again, you’ve just eaten more than you ever thought possible. You finished half an hour ago, but sitting up still feels like an impossible task, and deep breaths are definitely out of the question. You’re pretty sure the only way you’re going to get off the couch for the next couple of hours is if you are rolled off the edge like the fat ball you are becoming.

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