Grab S01E14 by the stupid horns and do some terrorism because we're murderers, not racists. Also: tactical pigtails, nookie bros, and a limited history of CAD vs. USD.

Podcasters' note: it's Finland, not Norway who does the baby box.

If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.