Today it's S01E01 your classic pilot titled Pilot. Like a band's eponymous first album but significantly more confusing. Photograph-of-your-own-funeral-level confusing. Tune in for Charlotte's searing hot #girlboss ops opinions, a French brown, and a quick gun flash mob.

It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. (We say Petra basically the whole time but her name is Peta. Sorry we were googling pictures of her and spelling doesn't matter when you're that hot.)